Odd Crime 1/27/10

There’s always unusual crimes that make us scratch our heads.

This week we have, seriously, Laurel and Hardy arrested on drug charges.

Here’s a really sad story about a woman, a large woman, who actually crushed her baby Daddy by sitting on him.

Finally, a man arrested for having sex with a tree. And we’ve got a pic of that very sexy tree.

Laurel and Hardy Arrested For Selling Drugs

From Citizensvoice.com:

Carlos Laurel, 31, and Andre "Sug" Hardy, 39, of Lincoln Street, face eight charges related to cocaine trafficking. Police arrested Laurel and Hardy after they showed up at a Kingston residence and allegedly delivered 50 bags of cocaine to the unidentified occupant Tuesday at about 5:53 p.m. Police estimate street value of the cocaine was $2,500.

The jokes, they write themselves.

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Man Arrested For Having Sex With Tree

From Daily Telegraph:

William Shaw, 21, has been ordered by a court not to enter Central Park in Airdrie, Scotland after claims he attempted to have intercourse with the plant.

It is alleged he dropped his trousers and underpants while in the visitor attraction in September last year.

It is claimed he then tried to have simulated sex with the tree while his trousers were around his ankles.
Shaw, of Airdrie, pleaded not guilty to an act of public indecency at the town's sheriff court.

Seriously.

And don’t you know, as there always are, there’s a neighbor who declares the perp was “a quiet lad”.

Below, thanks to the pranksters at FreeRepublic, an ersatz picture of the tree that so tempted Shaw.

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Sat On Lover and Killed Him

So okay, this story has the potential for yuks. But this couple had three children together! And a poor guy is dead!

From Ninemsn.com:

Mia Landingham pleaded guilty to involuntary manslaughter in the death of Mikal Middleston-Bey, who weighs just 54.4kg, FOX8 News reports.

What’s even weirder, this woman only got three years probation!

I’m thinking that it was all a tragic accident. At least I hope so cause dead is dead.

Now this babe is no lightweight, as yon reader can see. But I’ve seen plenty bigger.

I’ll never understand how you can sit on someone long enough to smother them and not know what’s going on.


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Odd Crimes Of Week

ODD CRIMES OF THE WEEK…

A woman shoots her husband. She rushes him to the hospital and gets arrested for DUI.

A weirdo likes to cut off women’s hair when they least suspect it.

Busted For DUI As She Drove Husband She Shot to the Hospital



From Knoxville News:

A Speedwell woman suspected of shooting her husband in the stomach in a domestic altercation wrecked the couple's car while driving her spouse to a hospital Sunday morning while she was allegedly intoxicated.

So okay, as I read this unusual story, Erica was driving her husband to the hospital in Tennessee somewhere. She wrecked the car and when the police responded to the accident they arrested her for driving while intoxicated.

Her husband was in the car at the time of the accident and he mentioned to the police that he had a “stomach injury” and was taken to a hospital. At the hospital the ER people determined that Charles Hopper had been shot and he was taken by helicoptor to the University of Tennessee Medical center.

First, this man had to be in awful pain and yet he tried to cover for his drunk wife who had evidently been the one who shot him. Second, the woman was charged with domestic violence but the Hoppers must live in a different county than where the accident happened as the charges against Erica span two Tennessee counties.

Now maybe Charles deserved that bullet in the stomach, a defensive wound or some such, but good ole Erica was also intoxicated so goodness knows what went on between those two before this series of events.

Cuts Off Women’s Hair While on Subway



It takes all kinds to make a world but here’s a rather ordinary looking fellow who evidently has a hair fetish. For he not only cuts female passengers’ hair as they innocently ride on public transportation, he also breaks into houses and pours stuff in sleeping female residents’ hair.

From KATU.com:

A man pleaded not guilty Monday to charges of sneaking up to women on TriMet buses and cutting their hair, but he is also a person of interest in two unrelated break-ins.

TriMet officials said 22-year-old Jared Weston Walter cut the hair - three times in six weeks - of unsuspecting women as they rode on the bus.

These women so weirdly attacked will probably have nightmares for the rest of their lives. I doubt that the fine Jared Walter will spend the rest of his life in jail for these crimes but can such a weird fetish and behavior ever really be cured?
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